Mostly true stuff…

Colleen glances out the window,

notices her son’s Math Tutor drives a Mercedes.

 

Puts 2 and 2 together.

Gone diving, snorkeling, swimming, body surfing.

Sometimes, the sea beckons. And, right now I feel an overwhelming urge to submerge.

I travel to tropical ocean waters tomorrow….limited computer and phone – just my handy translation book:

 Holy-a-maka -  ’Why the Hell do pineapples cost more HERE than in Vancouver?’
 Lai-I-poke-oo -   ‘Mmm, baby…I’m feelin’ romantic.’
 O-ak-ee-ah-ow -  ’It’s JUST a l’il fish. It won’t bite you, here…look…’
 My-lama -  ’My Lama.’
 Ha-ho-ha-ha -  (Name of the local Yuk Yuk’s).
  
Truly,
Surfer Girl

The Principal at my son’s school has banned snowballs and snow forts.

 

Looks like someone…

needs a face wash.